Whether in a sandwich, on a spoon, or in candy, you are always a delectable - I mean dependable - friend.
Now, I'm not sure where I'm going to take this letter to Dearest aka Peanut Butter, however, I'm sure me and my random ways, will find the correct way to... randomize it.
I didn't know until today, that you could be used around the house in so many ways like, as a lubricant, shaving cream, a deodorizing agent after cooking. However, all of these uses seem like such a waste, not utilizing your best potential. Not to mention, you're pretty nutritious, too!
Anyway, let's recap. You're delicious, highly nutritious, and you can be used around the house. What more can you ask from a friend?